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2009

December
October 165
September 124
August 111
July 99
June 99
May 69
April 51
March 80
February 119
January 209

2008

December 110
November 128
October 132
August 50
July 24
June 55
May 54
April 34
March 60
January 32

2007

June
May
April
March
February
January
My beautiful cento coffee just crashed me into a fucking wall. Ow.
Oct 2nd
bunny down. bunny down!
Oct 2nd
enjoying the fact that, even w/ monday’s suckage, this week has left no bitter aftertaste....
Oct 2nd
RT @darthvader: Star Wars: Uncut the trailer. Impressive. MOST impressive -...
Oct 1st
for my NYC followers - The Yes Men are going to fix the world -Starting Oct 7th -...
Oct 1st
3 story gap being turned into a 3 story Charles shwab- #theNewEconomy
Oct 1st
you know what I love? gmail lab’s “undo send” - miracle of miracles!
Sep 29th
Yesterday worked itself out, in no small part due to the kindness of friends & awesomeness of...
Sep 29th
And now it is tomorrow and everything is better… Cheers for all the well wishing & awesome...
Sep 29th
But, I can scream way higher than you!!! #whyICantMeetTimberlake
Sep 29th
RT @SFZombieMob:Weds, mob and free movie. I hope they brought enough snacks. GAK http://bit.ly/OMJYc
Sep 29th
Tired but can’t sleep… Oh! Fear & Loathing is on Hull-this is certainly a perfect...
Sep 28th
Unless it’s April & that’s the big funny- I just had my [brand new] mac stolen from...
Sep 28th
Cheers
Sep 28th
Cop telling me that I was in no danger: “if you had been, he would have followed you into the...
Sep 28th
Hopefully this lack of tack concludes my awful, no good Monday
Sep 28th
Happy birthday @courtneyp and @buzz ! I hope this year is even better than the last.
Sep 28th
after feeling blah for the last day or so, & sleeping for 12 hrs straight, I’m awake &...
Sep 28th
you know when you let something simmer for too long & end up burning the bottom of the pot...
Sep 28th
lovely afternoon with @erikanj, @alpjor , & of course @smooshyface - now if only it were...
Sep 28th
Made my train (& I love caltrain) but alas, am without any of the three books I’m...
Sep 26th
M to me: When you find my child mauled corpse, please know that I love you…
Sep 26th
RT @aprilini:I’ve got an embarrassing confession to make. And it’s got to do with food....
Sep 26th
RT @warrenellis:Oh, fuck me, it’s Friday. Hold on a tick… <—Truer words hardly...
Sep 26th
trying to formulate a legitimate argument for why Abso-fucking-lutely! is a perfectly reasonable cta
Sep 26th
These are the dangers of Palo Alto…
Sep 26th
RT @Raptr:For those [who] missed it: Website Update: Game Library Filters http://tr.im/zEA9 Finally,...
Sep 25th
listening to Country Death Song by the Violent Femmes always makes me giggle - What?
Sep 25th
five mins into deja vu - and I am getting really really creeped out… did i twitter this...
Sep 25th
movie poster mash-ups are best when they include a submarine http://tr.im/zEGh
Sep 25th
RT @bl:Someone hacked together a native iPhone app for my baby, [] Tasks. Pretty neat, but caveat...
Sep 24th
my favorite song from my childhood- somewhat telling, I guess. Not that i’m judgemental or...
Sep 24th
OH: oh! I’m gonna put that on the internets!
Sep 24th
RT @JaclynRJohnson:Tetris IRL, A crew of freeboarders decide to go down the SF streets....
Sep 24th
OH: I put together a list of things to do before I die. At the top of the list is “Commit...
Sep 24th
the voice in my head screamed “its a trap” as i opened up my new laptop box. this should...
Sep 24th
dangers o working at home- upstairs watching the golden girls REALLY LOUDLY & now all you can...
Sep 23rd
bork bork borked!
Sep 23rd
really not sure if this morning calls for Nick Cave, Tom Jones, or something far angrier…...
Sep 22nd
jesus. Lala just started playing Tori Amos and before I knew it I felt as if I would be lost &...
Sep 22nd
schizo music day resulting in me listening to 69 Love Songs - yeah, this is going to end well &...
Sep 22nd
RT @monstro:”The Constitution mentions the rights of the people frequently but does not cite...
Sep 22nd
RT @bryce: from @gamelayers a new Facebook game Dictator Wars http://bit.ly/DictatorWars merging...
Sep 22nd
RT @TimIsHungry:Truth in advertising at Nova http://radar.net/c/hzWd
Sep 22nd
caffeine mistake #4 of the day: dirty (triple shot) chai. Oh so tasty & yet so deadly to head...
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Patrick Duffy and his crustacean...
Sep 22nd
for my culinary snobs & typography geeky peeps out there - It’s time to play Cheese or...
Sep 22nd
SF faux pax committed- going anywhere in this city without a coat or proper shoes - le whimper
Sep 22nd
my intolerably chipper mood from this weekend has been replaced w/ the theme song from chips-this...
Sep 22nd
OH (at work) “that hits a little close to the abortion 3rd rail…”
Sep 22nd
soon the pain of my laptop’s death with be eased with it’s shiney new replacement...
Sep 22nd
the stats on same-sex divorces will apparently be substantially lower than even previously thought...
Sep 22nd
sad volcano does not want this weekend to end. le sigh.
Sep 21st
OH: I want to touch that in the butt. http://twitpic.com/id4qj
Sep 20th
My most favorite new accessory http://twitpic.com/id6yo
Sep 20th
I total fucking love waking up to a city encompased by fog.
Sep 19th
If you love the brain- go pick up How We Decide by Jonah Lehrer- the chapter ‘Chocking on...
Sep 19th
what I meant to say is it is ‘Fucking Rousing’ #missedOpportunities
Sep 19th
And with that, I am a happy camper.
Sep 19th
best summer song for me just popped up out of nowhere and now my afternoon is a wash - Walk on the...
Sep 19th
RT @laughingsquid:a beautiful time-lapse video of San Francisco & the Bay Area shot using a...
Sep 19th
neat project tracking trash http://tr.im/z67t
Sep 19th
um, i say nay motherfucker. nay. http://tr.im/z4mA (which is another way of saying. yes please)
Sep 18th
RT @wilw:Somewhere on the Internets, a giant mob of escaped Twitter avatars has gathered. There are...
Sep 18th
Parking day street putt-putt awesomeness!!! http://twitpic.com/i6vlx
Sep 18th
RT@susiepops:Awesome graph. All true, right? ;) Via@TimIsHungry: Hilarious graph of adolescent male...
Sep 18th
this is fucking beautiful http://tr.im/z0me (via @laughingsquid)
Sep 18th
my brain needs motherfucking coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee...
Sep 18th
Getting fucked by banks so early in the morning is just cruel. #bofa
Sep 17th
And with that, (can you be unfucked?) bofa made good on their promise to be a bank…
Sep 17th
Google buys reCaptcha.http://bit.ly/1SoC9U
Sep 16th
Bugger- annuals always make me wish it were any other day
Sep 16th
i just wasted an hour of my day because the dr was running behind… #iblamedrewscancer
Sep 16th
good news. bad news. good news- i have borrowed a laptop & am able to work. bad news- there is...
Sep 16th
this day, with the exception of a fantastic companion, hast ben a tuesday that few other tuesdays...
Sep 16th
MacBook death on the worse day ever… Anyone have a spare?
Sep 15th
Dealing with the sad truth that blahs and tiredness aside, I can’t shut off my brain.
Sep 15th
RT @erikanj:Oh no… Patrick Swayze RIP :( no more Swayze
Sep 15th
OH: if it weren’t for this beer I would have hurled myself in front of that car.
Sep 15th
Doing 6 loads of laundry on a Monday night is akin to going full retard… It also means the...
Sep 15th
got my first ever Nigerian scam email today. I feel so grown up…
Sep 14th
for those of you in SF with nothing to do on Thursday, Maya Lin is speaking at the academy of...
Sep 14th
after a morning of reading in the rain - being inside seems dumb
Sep 13th
Feeling like a walk in the rainy & boisterous sf
Sep 12th
making specs and listening to Hot Buttered Soul.
Sep 12th
Hayes is the only man who can call me baby. feels so good.
Sep 12th
funny add involving a chicken & Dokken - http://tr.im/ytxI
Sep 12th
reasons today will rock: the only socks i could find are neon green, I’m wearing my orange...
Sep 11th
congrats @raptr for the new achievements features & especially the awesome new embedable widget!
Sep 11th
Listen Listen
You! Me! Dancing! - Sticking Fingers Into Sockets - Los Campesinos!
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
The Cat Piano, Narrated by Nick Cave
Sep 11th
Defenestration Building To Be Sold :-(
Sep 11th
You know what I love? When a plan comes together better than planed,
Sep 11th
mr. @boltron - you made the whole sorry affair very much worth it. & I am sad that you were...
Sep 10th
Despondent pigeons given reason to live… RT @jasonh:the internet is a series of pigeons...
Sep 10th
in a fitful need for new music I bought Dylan’s Blond on Blond & Bonde Do Rule’s...
Sep 10th
Shelfari: Neil Gaiman's Bookshelves
Sep 10th
Wishing this beer had memory loss built in… This place is more depressing than I’d care...
Sep 10th
this is one of those evening i just know is going to end well. #someEnchantedEvening
Sep 10th
Why are old men so fucking back at gawking at younger women? You’d think they’d have...
Sep 10th
this week is confusing me to the point where I too now want a mani/pedi… thanks @Aubs
Sep 9th
suddenly want to travel somewhere really, really cold
Sep 9th
RT @joestump:So. Much. Win. http://bit.ly/uj8pv >Surprise! “[another] politician gets a...
Sep 9th
Sad fucking volcanos
Sep 9th
to the parents who saved their kids from hearing Obama’s “hard work &...
Sep 9th
Heaven or Las Vegas sounds even better with an ambulance screaming in the background
Sep 9th
RT @pacoallen:Cool photos of Japan’s decaying island metropolis http://ow.ly/ovQp...
Sep 8th
today’s hair has been brought to me courtesy of joan jett circa 1981 - apparently i’m...
Sep 8th
The Bay Bridge WILL NOT open on Tuesday. Caltrans is still making important repairs....
Sep 8th
I just ousted @Dutchashell as the mayor of Sushi Rika on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/aRlxF (via...
Sep 8th
RT @bryce:I’d like to proposing merging Labor Day with Opposite Day.
Sep 7th
Best birthday cake ever! http://twitpic.com/grw8k
Sep 7th
This is going to be all sorts of, well what’s the opposite of too cool for school?
Sep 6th
Feeling as if my new identity of burningman window is going to take longer to discard than all the...
Sep 6th
Love the fog/rain - a fireplace would make this perfect
Sep 6th
a damp chill has settled in on my apt. perfect for the day ahead
Sep 4th
Good idea. Bad idea. Good idea: watching zombie movies w/ friends. Bad idea: using your iPhone as a...
Sep 4th
Oh yes evening, this is what you are suppose to feeling like… Cheers.
Sep 4th
RT @pacoallen:No one should die because they cannot afford health care, & no one should go broke...
Sep 4th
my bangs refusing to behave makes me want to sing “under the sea” #killMeNow
Sep 3rd
i watched this last night & well it touched me in bad places http://tr.im/xP1r
Sep 3rd
coming soon to a university near you - “college journalism class devoted entirely to the...
Sep 2nd
saturday is shaping up to be a promising day - color & convertible scheduled
Sep 2nd
RT @slashfilm:The Movie Trailer for the Woody Harrelson/Kat Dennings indie superhero dramedy...
Sep 2nd
you know what’s not fun? feeling nauseous all day long… #nothingAHotBathWontFix
Sep 2nd
RT @robertloch:@paulcarr whilst on the subject of McDonald’s this Indian McDonalds ad...
Sep 2nd
BREAKING! Apple’s chat bubbles are trademarked. They honestly just told me to make our...
Sep 2nd
i will not morn the death of gmail - will not *sniff*
Sep 2nd
RT @suttree:http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/ Attempt your daring escape
Sep 2nd