December 2009
#10yearsago I was packing for my new job & fantastic adventures as a snarky, whiskey-drinking yank let loose apon London.
one thing i miss about chucktown- moe’s. Specifically, porkchop singing a cover of If I Had a Rocket Launcher at brunch #theOriginalSucks
been trying to get sleep since 4am (stupid time zones)- this evening is going to take will power people… Will power.
New Years Resolutions Generator & it’s full of good, livable ones http://moninavelarde.com/newyears/
The /Filmcast lists the “Top 10 Films of 2009” http://bit.ly/77eN0e /via @slashfilm
Back in sf & don’t it feel grand
Sad, empty carousel, where hast thou stashed our luggage? http://yfrog.com/1yd9gpj
Estimated 6hrs to home. Fingers right fucking crossed that my bag will be there too.
In leaving Charlotte - I am reminded just how much I miss the peace & quiet of a city… #illTakeSF_butYouKnowIAmThinkingOfYouNewYork
Surprisingly, TSA was the easiest ever… However, they have disabled the free wifi. #grrrrrrArgh
Say a small prayer that my bag shows up in sf #motherfucker
‘Yes We Catan’. great t-shirt (if you’re into hex based, dice throwing, settling games) http://bit.ly/4CO11w /via @acton <-& you know we are
“Twitter Genius” wanted…Craigslist job posting RT http://is.gd/5GaOu I need a Twiiter expert! “email me ur Tweets! What?” /via @pacoallen
Apparently a ladies date at a formal tea house is the new proper southern send off
the NRA called soliciting my mother. Me: I’d hardly imagine they need funds. Mom: Perhaps its to pay for their epitaphs. #myMomStillDelivers
a guide to judging people by their favorite indie bands: http://bit.ly/84jX14 #howIPlanToSpendNewYears
What is liver pudding? #doIWantToKnow http://yfrog.com/4i84egj
“last time I was here it was sweltering. Good thing I didn’t know that word then…” - my niece, age 8
The sea birds have sent a clear message #fuckYouOwl http://yfrog.com/3l1qij
This old fashion candy store retails candy Grillz but no Red Vines #blasphemy http://yfrog.com/3lq7kaj
Today we play in the cape fear river #ferryRideToHell
My big sister keeps ‘complimenting’ my Farah Fawcett hair. I keep reminding her she’s short. #nananaBooBoo
there are few things as nice as a quiet house & a good book- reading by flash light is just a nice, geeky touch
Planning for a non-tramatic kayaking trip is leaving me with an omonous feeling… #goodTimes
big hit of the holiday season for all ages: the game ‘set’ http://bit.ly/6lCSKk
Apon seeing ‘Cox Christian Bookstore’ -OH: “cocks for god” #funWithTheSouth
We somehow managed to stumble into a Stalinist bar #surprise_greatBeerToo http://yfrog.com/4e5i2lj http://yfrog.com/3lbxlmj
Ps- running an ad for a “Stimulous Tuesdays” at a theater that doesn’t show porn is a missed opportunity #justSaying
Niel Diamond mashed up with Salt ‘n Pepper is wrong! Oh so wrong…
RT @secretsquirrel: Drunk on whiskey is: writing the longest, most heartfelt letter to your ex-girlfriend ever, but being unsure which e …
The holidays took an unfourtunate turn of events… #um_HellNo #GlenBeck http://yfrog.com/3g467bj
I love the south- my 8pm movie started almost 10mins late… #chillOut
The holidays took an unfourtunate turn of events… #um_HellNo http://yfrog.com/3g467bj
so f’n tired & yet i can not, for the love of god, sleep
My 7yro nephew is discussing what type of women he likes & his kissing bandit exploits. “not too big. Not too small & nice to look at…”
“oh no, his pants flew off”
#stuffedRaindeerHaveNoShame
Oh this is progress - confederate flags & Avatar in 2D (yes it’s true) http://yfrog.com/3l2xxqj
A nap, a few rum balls later, & a view like this- making my holiday cheer a little bit more cheerful http://yfrog.com/6o9ubj
nibbling on candy canes & waiting for the inevitable giggle storm from the little ones
My favorite thing about this airport is the case filled with confiscated items #umRight http://yfrog.com/1e39lsj http://yfrog.com/35y3mdj
Well hello Wilmington…
I would love it if someone would teach me how to sleep on planes…
This is not fair -either m found some booze or he knows the art of sleeping anywhere… #motherfucker http://yfrog.com/4i8bsaj
Good morning Atlanta. #goodFuckingLord
Flanked on all sides by motherfucking babies - I am not amused. M is freaking out. #thereIsNoSanta
tick tock - time to start packing & fly east #weCelebrateWhenWeDamnWellPlease
Calvin and Hobbes documentary on Kickstarter: http://j.mp/5InlBZ /via @rr
Good morning & merry christmas
Tequila, rye, beer - oh my! #dorthysNotInKansasAnymore
Merry xmas to all & to all sorry. I’ve been a whiny bitch today. #iveBeenAWhinyBitch_apologies