February 2011
The 3+ hours of sleep I got last night are so not doing it for me… #haha_iSaidDoingIt #fuckingCandlesWithTheirTwoEnds
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January 2011
After making @Erika snort with only the power of my texting, I’m now joining her in person for some impromptu shenanigans
Jan 31st
Teen suicide #dontDoIt http://instagr.am/p/BSA3b/
Jan 30th
Sometimes the hour between 3 & 4am spells out a formula for disaster
Jan 29th
“we’re rolling dirty tonight” -oh yeah (@ Dirty Thieves w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/fu7RPe
Jan 29th
My new pretty pretty #callingForNightRiders @ Epicenter Cafe http://instagr.am/p/BQXqw/
Jan 28th
where is my private account when i need it…
Jan 27th
Wondering if it’s too late to learn how to make marshmallows tonight… #feelingAmbitious
Jan 26th
Chilling with my old man @ chez mortal kombat http://instagr.am/p/BNjO_/
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WatchWatch
As trailers go, this is brillant. Red State - Coming 2011 - Watch the Teaser Here
Jan 25th
I adore my eye doctor But his fascination with dilating my pupils always leads to a strange walk home… #everythingIsGlitteryAndBright
Jan 24th
a day of recouping & like a sucker watched when harry met sally - conceivably for the first time now for dog tooth #paletteCleanser
Jan 24th
There are few people who can unsettle my sense of calm - and gratefully that list keeps getting shorter #emotionalSaboteursBeGone
Jan 24th
Homemade baked beans #motherfucker @ Casa Guapa http://instagr.am/p/BKC_l/
Jan 23rd
I’m in the lobby of the crunchies watching founders bitch about how much they deserve & what they aren’t getting is so worth it. #soBitchy
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WatchWatch
Thale new kind of horror film & I cannot wait.
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“When they tested the resulting materials for superconductivity, they found that...”
– Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
Watching Gold Diggers (1933) full with a pig Latin version of I’m In The Money #oldTimeyMovieNight
Jan 12th
Swine flu gives its survivors supercharged... →
Jan 11th
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How much crap can the vampire-slaying movie Priest cram into one trailer? just enough to ensure I’m going to go see it… #sucker 
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
seriously found my fucking bike in florida #whyDoIKeepFindingThingsFromThereThatAreSoAwesome
Jan 11th
NounProject →
yes please
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Jan 10th
fun fact: edison bulbs are dimmer in cold rooms #coldAndWritingInTheDark
Jan 10th
post-breakup rant - Unedited
filled with a bit of whimsy & just a dash of self loathing, I share this with whoever care read it until I come to my senses & delete it: I just went through a break up & it was a big one.  It was a ten year long relationship full of the mistakes & lovely memories you would expect of something that ends with the conversation: “Wait. You thought we were in an open...
Jan 10th
Morning filled with too much coffee & fingerless glove wearing ping pong #saturdayMorningWin
Jan 9th
Seriously the best way to travel #livingInHotels @ Steinhart Hotel http://instagr.am/p/6dTG/
Jan 8th
my bangs & I are in a fight I’m totally loosing, but then again I know what’s happening tomorrow #secretWeapon_guido
Jan 8th
The monkey is messing with me @ Hotel Monaco http://instagr.am/p/5IZ1/
Jan 7th
every year when i call my mom on my birthday she tells me the horrors of my birth it’s like a little sarah bernhardt play with kindly guilt
Jan 6th
my lovely friend @erika uses one of these amazing phonekerchiefs (it blocks calls for polite conversations) #classyDame http://bit.ly/dTRTSh
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