Oh, Fab, I'm glad, they put real borax in you.

Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a Christian? Yeah, me neither. (via @Mike_FTW)

Just took a cat to the eye. if I end up with a shiner, so help me god…

iTunes refuses to play without random- fine by me, but must it dredge up the strangest, least cohesive parts of my library? #whatIsTheWhat

OH: “it’s a sausage fest in there & taking a pregnant chick with us isn’t going to help.” <- oh, you. #beingThatGuy

“sometimes, depending on your point of view, it doesn’t matter, since the stars you see at night exist in the realm of semblance.” #2666

Loving “you do you” by Bear In Heaven http://bit.ly/iPDl0 #awesomeRandomInternetHappens

archival news video of The San Francisco Cacophony Society from 1990-91 http://bit.ly/18ahZe (via @laughingsquid) <- wow. amazing

Forgive me if I’ve said this before… but WOW! http://www.twttrpoop.com/

all i have to say is harumph #theTroubleWithTheLiving

If you have an idea, & its success depends on it being a “secret”, just go home; you’ve already failed. (via @bradgessler & @scottrutherford