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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The internet is the new black.</description><title>Oh, Fab, I'm glad, they put real borax in you.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dutchashell)</generator><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Mani-pedi with the girl &amp; tonights comedy with the boys is proving a perfect, much needed...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Mani-pedi with the girl &amp; tonights comedy with the boys is proving a perfect, much needed distraction&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/236452811</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/236452811</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:01:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Craftastic</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Craftastic&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/236240254</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/236240254</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:22:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There are few things as lovely as reading in bed on a weekend morning. But some of those things go...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There are few things as lovely as reading in bed on a weekend morning. But some of those things go well with reading in bed too…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/236170418</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/236170418</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:50:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuckity fuck fuck. I am a little concerned that I’m now finding everything hilarious…...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Fuckity fuck fuck. I am a little concerned that I’m now finding everything hilarious… Everything. #laughingToLoudly&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235693526</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235693526</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:53:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>not everyone understands dark humor or gets why laughing, although, admittedly inappropriate, is oft...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;not everyone understands dark humor or gets why laughing, although, admittedly inappropriate, is oft times the only reasonable thing to do&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235561199</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235561199</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:16:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wow, the NYTimes decided to do a writeup of ‘lil ol’ Marietta, OH (my hometown):...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Wow, the NYTimes decided to do a writeup of ‘lil ol’ Marietta, OH (my hometown): &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/DVr08"&gt;http://bit.ly/DVr08&lt;/a&gt; (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/Case"&gt;Case&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;-my town too #moundCemetery&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235366902</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235366902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:20:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga’s Poker Face http://bit.ly/GrAUX :) (via @karllong)...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga’s Poker Face &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/GrAUX"&gt;http://bit.ly/GrAUX&lt;/a&gt; :) (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/karllong"&gt;karllong&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;- #holyFuckingTrueLove&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235246460</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235246460</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:43:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oh yeah. I make this face all the time. http://yfrog.com/0odjng #seeMoreOfTheFunEverywhere</title><description>&lt;p&gt;oh yeah. I make this face all the time. &lt;a href="http://yfrog.com/0odjng"&gt;http://yfrog.com/0odjng&lt;/a&gt; #seeMoreOfTheFunEverywhere&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235191523</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235191523</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:23:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>RT: @adammmartin Incredible paper folding animation from Milkyeyes : http://bit.ly/4wtLoB...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;RT: @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/adammmartin"&gt;adammmartin&lt;/a&gt; Incredible paper folding animation from Milkyeyes : &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/4wtLoB"&gt;http://bit.ly/4wtLoB&lt;/a&gt; (certificate 18/disturbed) (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/robertloch"&gt;robertloch&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;-yes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235080134</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235080134</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:47:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gotta hand it to Sesame Street. They don’t mince words. http://bit.ly/SS3u2 (via @amylola)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Gotta hand it to Sesame Street. They don’t mince words. &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/SS3u2"&gt;http://bit.ly/SS3u2&lt;/a&gt; (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/amylola"&gt;amylola&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235080135</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235080135</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:47:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a Christian? Yeah, me neither. (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/Mike_FTW"&gt;Mike_FTW&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235080133</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235080133</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:47:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just took a cat to the eye. if I end up with a shiner, so help me god…</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just took a cat to the eye. if I end up with a shiner, so help me god…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235022290</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/235022290</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:27:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>iTunes refuses to play without random- fine by me, but must it dredge up the strangest, least...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;iTunes refuses to play without random- fine by me, but must it dredge up the strangest, least cohesive parts of my library? #whatIsTheWhat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234691766</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234691766</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:07:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>OH: “it’s a sausage fest in there &amp; taking a pregnant chick with us isn’t...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;OH: “it’s a sausage fest in there &amp; taking a pregnant chick with us isn’t going to help.” &lt;- oh, you. #beingThatGuy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234691764</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234691764</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:07:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“sometimes, depending on your point of view, it doesn’t matter, since the stars you see...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“sometimes, depending on your point of view, it doesn’t matter, since the stars you see at night exist in the realm of semblance.” #2666&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234609955</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234609955</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:28:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Loving “you do you” by Bear In Heaven http://bit.ly/iPDl0 #awesomeRandomInternetHappens</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Loving “you do you” by Bear In Heaven &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/iPDl0"&gt;http://bit.ly/iPDl0&lt;/a&gt; #awesomeRandomInternetHappens&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234421326</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234421326</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:04:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>archival news video of The San Francisco Cacophony Society from 1990-91 http://bit.ly/18ahZe...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;archival news video of The San Francisco Cacophony Society from 1990-91 &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/18ahZe"&gt;http://bit.ly/18ahZe&lt;/a&gt; (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/laughingsquid"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;- wow. amazing&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234331867</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234331867</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:21:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Forgive me if I’ve said this before… but WOW! http://www.twttrpoop.com/</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Forgive me if I’ve said this before… but WOW! &lt;a href="http://www.twttrpoop.com/"&gt;http://www.twttrpoop.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234331866</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234331866</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:21:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>all i have to say is harumph #theTroubleWithTheLiving</title><description>&lt;p&gt;all i have to say is harumph #theTroubleWithTheLiving&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234251588</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234251588</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:44:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If you have an idea, &amp; its success depends on it being a “secret”, just go home;...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If you have an idea, &amp; its success depends on it being a “secret”, just go home; you’ve already failed. (via @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/bradgessler"&gt;bradgessler&lt;/a&gt; &amp; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/scottrutherford"&gt;scottrutherford&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234251585</link><guid>http://dutchashell.tumblr.com/post/234251585</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:44:28 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
